What's on your bed?

[Mr JP Fugley]

a cat, a pillow, a blanket, ky ultra gel, and, on occasion, me getting laid.

You wanna review what you just put, before I call the RSPCA

:earl:

What's your prob, the chap likes a bit of pussy. :mrs-slocombe:

[Snee]

Don't think we've had this one before.
Please let us know on ongoing basis, what is on your bed at the moment.

My bed:
A hairdryer, a book and some body lotion

Another bed.

As a distraction, like.

[Snee]

Ther's three cats on my bed just now. Am I sick?

It depends. Are you allergic?

[Lilmiss]

mostly dawg pish.

[DorisInsinuate]

Wet dreams?

Hhahahhaahhahha, lol, did you see what I did there? I called you a dog and said you wet the bed, hahahahaha, that was a burn.

[Lilmiss]

when I think of a witty reply, I'll return here and hit you with it.
jus' you wait n see if'n I don't.


edit; shut it and get laid, you slag.

[Snee]

I'm pretty sure he's implying you are daft too, since he explained it so thoroughly, to make sure you'd get it

[Lilmiss]

meh. he's a smarter fellow/lass than moi.
I think he may be jeebus, so best not to insult him/her that much.

[Skweeky]

Clean sheets, a pair of Sony DJ head phones and my red blankie

[Snee]

Two chairs, one pair of pants, one pair of socks, a book titled "Judas Unchained", two remote controls, and a skateboard.
And yes, I just put most of it on my bed so I could post about it in this thread.

Me>You.