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    Guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He
    immediately turns to her and makes his move.

    "You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike
    up a conversation with your fellow passenger. ..So let's talk."

    The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the
    guy, "What would you like to discuss?"

    "Oh, I don't know," says the guy, smiling. "How about nuclear power?"

    "OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask
    you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff --
    grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns
    out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you
    suppose that is?"

    The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea."

    "So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to
    discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seedler View Post
    blonde pwnage?

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    she must of been wearing a wig no blonde is that smart

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    haha, blonde highlights in her hair obviously.


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