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    GepperRankins's Avatar we want your oil!
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    do you look at my penis to compare size?


    i can't piss in public toilets because other people piss me off.

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    Thought this might be useful for your narcisicism
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    enjoy bigboy

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    if i was narcicist, would i have whatever the opposite of shy dick is?

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    People who talk to me whilst I'm taking a piss get on my nerves. Cunt off weirdos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheese View Post
    People who talk to me whilst I'm taking a piss get on my nerves. Cunt off weirdos.
    For me it's the opposite. I hate people pissing at me when I'm talking.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    I can't stand people talking to me when I'm pishing, or trying to pish.
    Normally I find flushing the toilet helps me go or shuts them up for a moment at least. If that doesn't work, I blow my nose with all the force I can muster until they leave.

    The people I hate most are the ones who don't even need to go toilet, but sit in a cubicle talking on their mobiles anyways. I really, really hates them.
    They can tak' oour lives, but they cannae tak' oour troousers!
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    I always wonder about the people on the other end of those calls. Are they too polite to ask if the caller is in the washroom?

    things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
    so, he does
    the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
    and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
    the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
    and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
    the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
    -- WW2 for the l33t

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    Quote Originally Posted by 100% View Post
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    enjoy bigboy
    If one does this....are they gay?

    Imagine a lie detector test question:


    Tester: "Here are your results to "Have you ever sucked dick?"

    You: "Uh..no."

    Tester: "EHHHHHHHHHHHHH....LIAR!"

    Tester: "Did you swallow?"

    You: "No"

    Tester: "EHHHHHHHHHHHHH....YOU LYING GAY FREAK!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman™ View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by 100% View Post
    Thought this might be useful for your narcisicism
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    enjoy bigboy
    If one does this....are they gay?

    Imagine a lie detector test question:


    Tester: "Here are your results to "Have you ever sucked dick?"

    You: "Uh..no."

    Tester: "EHHHHHHHHHHHHH....LIAR!"

    Tester: "Did you swallow?"

    You: "No"

    Tester: "EHHHHHHHHHHHHH....YOU LYING GAY FREAK!"
    So how's the homophobia going, OK I take it.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    MagicNakor's Avatar On the Peripheral
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    I often take lie detector tests asking if I suck dick.

    things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
    so, he does
    the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
    and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
    the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
    and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
    the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
    -- WW2 for the l33t

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