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    peat moss's Avatar Software Farmer BT Rep: +15BT Rep +15BT Rep +15
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    HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
    1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

    2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.

    3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.

    4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

    Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.

    PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.

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