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    I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year,and so we decided to get married.
    My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
    There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.
    My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses.
    She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.
    It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
    One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
    She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married,
    and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.
    She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
    I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom,
    and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
    When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
    I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house.
    I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "
    We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

    "The moral of this story is:"

    "Always keep your condoms in your car."
    Last edited by The_Hunter; 08-31-2006 at 11:39 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Hunter View Post
    I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year,and so we decided to get married.
    My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
    There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.
    My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses.
    She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.
    It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
    One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
    She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married,
    and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.
    She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
    I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom,
    and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
    When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
    I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house.
    I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "
    We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

    "The moral of this story is:"

    "Always keep your condoms in your car."




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    It would have been better if the punchline wasn't the thread title.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virtualbody1234 View Post
    It would have been better if the punchline wasn't the thread title.

    True.

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    a Deaf mute walks into pharmacy, wanting to buy condoms. He has difficulty communicating with pharmacist, and cannot see condoms on shelf. Frustrated, deaf-mute unzips his pants, places his "member" on the counter, and puts down a dollar next to it. Pharmacist comes around counter, places his own "member" on the counter next to deaf-mute's. Since pharmacist's organ is larger, he picks up the dollar and puts it in his pocket. Exasperated, deaf mute begins to curse the pharmacist wildly in sign language. "Look," the pharmacist says, "if you can't afford to lose, you shouldn't bet."

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