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    In our garden is an apple tree.
    I thought it would complete my suburbian lawnmowing image.
    Which it did
    However
    When the apples form and fruitify, they fall to the ground
    that tree produces atleast 50 apples a second, they don't taste good
    the apples on the ground rot and attract the entire zoological community which from a human point of view gets really unapetising.
    To remove all these fallen apples is a hard and daily chore since our kid loves to eat them.
    My hypothesis is this - if you move into a house with an apple tree, buy an axe.

    example

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    DorisInsinuate's Avatar Four Star Cynic
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    Might be okay in an apple crumble though, or for chucking at dickfisters with arsehole loud car stereos.

    Waste not, want not.
    It's hot in Topeka.

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    what's best is when they rot and ferment and then the wasps get pissed eating them and go psycho at anything

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    Gripper's Avatar Dexter's Apprentice.
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    Collect em up and make your own scrumpy

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    MagicNakor's Avatar On the Peripheral
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    Having grown up on a farm with a working orchard (mostly apple, though some pear, plum and cot), I find this thread highly amusing.

    What type of apple is it?

    things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
    so, he does
    the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
    and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
    the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
    and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
    the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
    -- WW2 for the l33t

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