Apple Tree's ffs

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In our garden is an apple tree.
I thought it would complete my suburbian lawnmowing image.
Which it did
However
When the apples form and fruitify, they fall to the ground
that tree produces atleast 50 apples a second, they don't taste good
the apples on the ground rot and attract the entire zoological community which from a human point of view gets really unapetising.
To remove all these fallen apples is a hard and daily chore since our kid loves to eat them.
My hypothesis is this - if you move into a house with an apple tree, buy an axe.

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[DorisInsinuate]

Might be okay in an apple crumble though, or for chucking at dickfisters with arsehole loud car stereos.

Waste not, want not.

[DanB]

what's best is when they rot and ferment and then the wasps get pissed eating them and go psycho at anything

[Gripper]

Collect em up and make your own scrumpy

[MagicNakor]

Having grown up on a farm with a working orchard (mostly apple, though some pear, plum and cot), I find this thread highly amusing.

What type of apple is it?