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    ...is today.

    I shall be wearing a suit.

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    i will be wearing my kilt.

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    Do you have to make a speech ? I always hated that , why I prefer not to be in the wedding party . Post some pics later .

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    someone should tell your sister that weddings are ghey

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    The important thing to find out is if they have an open bar. My cousin's wedding did.

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    Give her my best.

    Her bloke seemed like a nice kindofa chap - has a big knob too, I noticed when he stood next to me in the toilets.

    Not that she'll know that yet - so don't spoil the surprise, Chebus.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by peat moss View Post
    Do you have to make a speech ? I always hated that , why I prefer not to be in the wedding party . Post some pics later .
    I'm not making a speech but I will be doing an interpretative dance.

    Feck, I think I've grown since I bought this fucking suit (Sunday), and also as well my feet seem to having trouble squeezing into my posh shoes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    someone should tell your sister that weddings are ghey
    That person would have to be as brave as a truckload of Steven Seagals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MagicNakor View Post
    The important thing to find out is if they have an open bar. My cousin's wedding did.

    Yeah, my sister's future husband works for a wine company as does my missus so I think we should have a fair bit of free wine to be drinking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Give her my best.

    Her bloke seemed like a nice kindofa chap - has a big knob too, I noticed when he stood next to me in the toilets.

    Not that she'll know that yet - so don't spoil the surprise, Chebus.

    Poor girl, that chastity belt my dad has made her wear for the last 26 years must be really uncomfortable.

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