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    Done the getting laid thing this morning. Worked for a little while.
    Doubt he can do it twice a day at his age though

    Got myself some chocolate from the van. Feel slightly better now. Am considering taking a bath with a few candles and some scented oils. Brings up problem again of having nothing to read though.

    I doubt carrot and leek soup will make me feel any better Kev

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky View Post
    Doubt he can do it twice a day at his age though

    Am considering taking a bath with a few candles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agrajag View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky View Post
    Doubt he can do it twice a day at his age though

    Am considering taking a bath with a few candles.

    Tea lights. To light up the bathroom green dad

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agrajag View Post
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    You could try that, or a properly-cleansed, self-administered vegetable substitute...
    Oh, yeah.

    Don't forget to lubricate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky View Post
    Done the getting laid thing this morning. Worked for a little while.
    Doubt he can do it twice a day at his age though

    Got myself some chocolate from the van. Feel slightly better now. Am considering taking a bath with a few candles and some scented oils. Brings up problem again of having nothing to read though.

    I doubt carrot and leek soup will make me feel any better Kev
    Okay.

    Please ignore the bit about lube.

    Best of luck with your bath, hon.
    "Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."

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    My bath has powerjets in it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky View Post
    My bath has powerjets in it
    Well, you could've been enjoying that all along, then...does it have vegetables, too?
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    tomatoes?

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    I'm allowed to be moody 2 days a month. Yesterday and today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spider_dude View Post
    tomatoes?

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