They're not chocolate so what are they
They're not chocolate so what are they
This fate is worse than death. Condemned to live out existence in a vessel incapable of sustaining my true glory. How am I to function with such limitation? - Illyria
you great wet lettuce
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
A caramel candy bar, originally made by Macintosh.
The name comes from caramel and macintosh.
They used to taste nice, till that Swiss lot took over and knackered everything.
.Political correctness is based on the principle that it's possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
Mackintosh toffee is still a dentist's wet dream.
things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
so, he does
the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
-- WW2 for the l33t
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