things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
so, he does
the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
-- WW2 for the l33t
I like seeing my cat act like a cat. We get the occaisional mouse in here too and I've seen her fit a whole one in her gob with just the tail hanging out, release the poor spit-sodden thing, and torture it to death. I dont like seeing them just after she's killed them as they still kick, and she strips out the face, belly and legs, and leaves the spine, tail, skull and a few misc. red bits. Urgh.
Spiders are great tho as she knows they bite, and does that flicky thing with her paws and its highly entertaining.
This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.
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Well, torture and consumption are entirely different.
things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
so, he does
the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
-- WW2 for the l33t
Its a heirarchy of dislike.
I like seeing my cat act like a cat more than I dislike killing spiders.
Mice are cute but I dont want them in my house. If I get to them before she does I'm remove them from the house. This has so far never happened.
This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.
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I think you misunderstand.
Torture is wholesome entertainment.
things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
so, he does
the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
-- WW2 for the l33t
i like watching the dogs kill bees cause they eat em like a south park character
During the summer months, on average, a person who resides in the UK will consume eight spiders.
The spiders are attracted to warm, dank places so crawl in your mouth while you sleep.
Fact.
Also, cats catch worms and other diseases by eating wild mice.
http://www.snopes.com/science/stats/spiders.htm
And that's why you stuff pills down their throat to prevent it.
things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
so, he does
the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
-- WW2 for the l33t
Tasty.
things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
so, he does
the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
-- WW2 for the l33t
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