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Thread: What A Load Of Fuckpiss! Part Twat

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    Busyman™'s Avatar Use Logic Or STFU!
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    I'm downstair watching TV and I heard a siren. No biggie. Heard it before but no often round here.

    Then I hear a helicopter pass. Still no biggie.

    The hear a helicopter about...mmmmm....9 more times then a siren again.WTF!

    I look out front and see a cop car across the street just sitting there blocking a lane.

    Fucking MANHUNT!

    I turn on all the lights around the outside my house then....
    I go back downstairs to watch TV then I see a light flash through my blinds a coupla times. I go upstairs and now the cop is angled in the street and another cop car passes by flashing his spotlight at my house. (I thought someone was walking around my house with a flashlight)

    I call the non-emergency line and ask wtf is goin on but the fella didn't wanna tell me shit besides "They are probably looking for someone in the area".

    So I go outside to talk to the cop (and check my mail at 3am ) and of course he blasts me with his spotlight. I end up talking to him or should I say the blinding godlike light and he tells me that they are looking for suspects in the woods.

    Fuckpiss!

    I am glad there is no work tomorrow. I am used to quiet arund here. I like this area cos it's less likely to have trouble.

    I see the cop is gone now (he had been there for at least 3 hours). I hope they got the suspects. Maybe I'll bother the non-emergency line again just for shits and giggles...............

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    You'd think the police would have stopped them on their way back from Charles County.
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    Barbarossa's Avatar mostly harmless
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    Maybe they're looking for the notorious microwave stealer that is known to live in the area.

    How did they get past your barbed wire fences, anyway?

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    Has busyman turned into an emo or something?
    It's hot in Topeka.

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    You alright there busy? Having one of those weeks where everything goes wrong?

    I'd have been shitting bricks if my house was surrounded by copcars and searchlights.
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    MagicNakor's Avatar On the Peripheral
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    You alright there busy? Having one of those weeks where everything goes wrong?

    I'd have been shitting bricks if my house was surrounded by copcars and searchlights.
    Why would he worry? He has a gun in every corner of his house....I'd be more worried for whoever happened to stumble by.

    things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
    so, he does
    the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
    and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
    the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
    and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
    the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
    -- WW2 for the l33t

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    You alright there busy? Having one of those weeks where everything goes wrong?

    I'd have been shitting bricks if my house was surrounded by copcars and searchlights.
    why? it's not as if someone is gonna burgle a house surrounded by the police

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    And if they did, they wouldn't be getting out of Busy's house.

    things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
    so, he does
    the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
    and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
    the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
    and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
    the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
    -- WW2 for the l33t

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    Quote Originally Posted by GepperRankins View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    You alright there busy? Having one of those weeks where everything goes wrong?

    I'd have been shitting bricks if my house was surrounded by copcars and searchlights.
    why? it's not as if someone is gonna burgle a house surrounded by the police
    Because it means they've found me, alright?!?
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    You should have put on all blank with a black ski mask when you went to check the mail......just for shits n giggles.



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