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    Skweeky's Avatar Manker's web totty
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    I work for a credit card company and I speak to a lot of idiots, on a daily basis, but this one was the best I've heard so far.

    A woman phoned up and said she had a query regarding her funding.
    She asked me what account her money was coming out of

    I checked the account and advised her she had not set up a direct debit and that if she would wish to do so I could pass her on to Customer Services and they could certainly arrange that for her.

    She seemed to be rather confused about this so I asked her if that was what she wanted to do before passing her over.

    She replied by saying ' I just don't understand. I've just received a letter from you today saying that I have 8000 to spend. But I never gave anyone 8000. Where did that money come from?'

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    If you work for Barcalycard or CapitalOne and they ask you to phone me please don't.

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    Snee's Avatar Error xɐʇuʎs BT Rep: +1
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    And can you help Doris with her troubles?

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    Sounds like she may have been an older lady.

    things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
    so, he does
    the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
    and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
    the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
    and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
    the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
    -- WW2 for the l33t

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    Skweeky's Avatar Manker's web totty
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    Naw, she was 20 something. I would've found it endearing if it were an older lady

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    DorisInsinuate's Avatar Four Star Cynic
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    I don't understand why it's funny
    It's hot in Topeka.

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    It's funny tho'.
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    DorisInsinuate's Avatar Four Star Cynic
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    Oh, is it funny because she put two lollies at the end?

    prison rape
    It's hot in Topeka.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate View Post
    I don't understand why it's funny
    Because she has a credit card but she doesn't understand what credit is

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    DorisInsinuate's Avatar Four Star Cynic
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    Oh, the 8000 is her credit?

    Still don't get it. Would have been funny if you called her plebend.
    It's hot in Topeka.

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