Hilarious

[Skweeky]

I work for a credit card company and I speak to a lot of idiots, on a daily basis, but this one was the best I've heard so far.

A woman phoned up and said she had a query regarding her funding.
She asked me what account her money was coming out of

I checked the account and advised her she had not set up a direct debit and that if she would wish to do so I could pass her on to Customer Services and they could certainly arrange that for her.

She seemed to be rather confused about this so I asked her if that was what she wanted to do before passing her over.

She replied by saying ' I just don't understand. I've just received a letter from you today saying that I have £8000 to spend. But I never gave anyone £8000. Where did that money come from?'

[DanB]

If you work for Barcalycard or CapitalOne and they ask you to phone me please don't.

[Snee]

And can you help Doris with her troubles?

[MagicNakor]

Sounds like she may have been an older lady.

[Skweeky]

Naw, she was 20 something. I would've found it endearing if it were an older lady

[DorisInsinuate]

I don't understand why it's funny

[Dark Steno]

It's funny tho'.

[DorisInsinuate]

Oh, is it funny because she put two lollies at the end?

prison rape

[Skweeky]

I don't understand why it's funny

Because she has a credit card but she doesn't understand what credit is

[DorisInsinuate]

Oh, the £8000 is her credit?

Still don't get it. Would have been funny if you called her plebend.