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    CrabGirl's Avatar Sexpest
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    Things I know for sure

    1. I got home somehow.
    2. I had a "Goodbodies" mug in my bag, so I must have been to Goodbodies and presumably drank tea.
    3. I feel like death on a stick so I must have carried on drinking after the wine tasting and prior to the tea.
    4. I have a vague recollection of Cheese shouting at me that it was 4 in the morning and where had I been. Cheese, if I knew I'd tell you.
    5. I know it took me ages to walk home. Owing to the zig-zagging.

    Things that might have happened

    1. I think I remember discussing sex with my boss
    2. I think three of us danced in Spar
    3. I may have told a lesbian exactly why I wasn't going to kiss her (moose).
    4. I may have bought takeaway.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    I think I remember sex with my boss.
    Also check if you got some tattoos.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    4. I have a vague recollection of Cheese shouting at me that it was 4 in the morning and where had I been. Cheese, if I knew I'd tell you.
    Erm, you shouted at me for being up so late.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheese View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    4. I have a vague recollection of Cheese shouting at me that it was 4 in the morning and where had I been. Cheese, if I knew I'd tell you.
    Erm, you shouted at me for being up so late.
    Errrrrm. Ok, why did I do that? I'm SURE you shouted at me though.

    Yeh and why were you up so late?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheese View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    4. I have a vague recollection of Cheese shouting at me that it was 4 in the morning and where had I been. Cheese, if I knew I'd tell you.
    Erm, you shouted at me for being up so late.
    That's harsh

    Although easy pickings for potential brownie points..

    1. I couldn't go to bed I was too worried about you.
    2. I did go to bed, but it was so cold and empty without you, I got up again.
    3. I spent the whole evening watching porn and masturbating furiously, and I didn't want to get jizz on the duvet.

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    MagicNakor's Avatar On the Peripheral
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    Go with "I stayed up because I was worried about you, but then I tried to sleep a bit, but couldn't because I don't sleep well without you there."

    things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
    so, he does
    the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
    and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
    the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
    and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
    the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
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    Yeah, Barbie's reason(s).


    Actually I came home at half time of the "football" and fell asleep too early.

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