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    THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH:
    1. He never got married.
    2. He never held a steady job.
    3. His last request was a drink.

    THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:
    1. His first name was Jesus.
    2. He was always in trouble with the law.
    3. His mother didn't know who his father was

    THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:
    1. He talked with his hands.
    2. He had wine with every meal.
    3. He worked in the building trades

    THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:
    1. He called everybody brother.
    2. He had no permanent address.
    3. Nobody would hire him.

    THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN:
    1. He never cut his hair.
    2. He walked around barefoot.
    3. He invented a new religion.

    AND FINALLY, THE PROOF THAT JESUS WAS TURKISH:
    1. He went into his father's business.
    2. He lived at home until the age of 33.
    3. He was sure his mother was a virgin,
    4. His mother was sure he was God

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
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    those were well just stupid i didn't even feel laughter coming on

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