Just Lame
Bloke sees a sign in a baker's window
Pies 50p, Wanks £1.
So he goes into the shop and asks the rather nice young lady "Are you the one who gives wanks for a £1?" to which she replies "Yes, yes I am". The bloke then hands her a £1 saying "Fine, well go and wash your hands and get me two pies"
spmado
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As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
Just Lame
A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a pub. The barman says "Is this supposed to be some kind of joke".
spmado
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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
Fruit fucker
Yeah, I'm not a big Bill Bailey fan either.Originally Posted by Proper Bo
Just Lame
That's not a really bad joke.
/ Reported for spam.
Just Lame
He's not that big.Yeah, I'm not a big Bill Bailey fan either.
spmado
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Sorry, I didn't realise this was the "Really bad jokes (which you've written yourself)" threadYeah, I'm not a big Bill Bailey fan either.
edit: you ginger cunt.
Last edited by Proper Bo; 09-12-2006 at 08:19 PM. Reason: added h4r5hness
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
Four Star Cynic
Are bar jokes bad jokes then?
A workman walks into a pub with a slab of asphalt under his arm.
"What'll you have?" Asks the barman.
The workman replies, "I'll have a pint, and one for the road."
It's hot in Topeka.
Just Lame
Two chickens are standing at the side of the road.
Chicken 1 "I'm going over to the other side".
Chicken 2 "Please don't, we'll never hear the end of it"
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