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Thread: Really bad jokes.

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    Bloke sees a sign in a baker's window

    Pies 50p, Wanks 1.

    So he goes into the shop and asks the rather nice young lady "Are you the one who gives wanks for a 1?" to which she replies "Yes, yes I am". The bloke then hands her a 1 saying "Fine, well go and wash your hands and get me two pies"

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    As long as I've got a face
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    A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a pub. The barman says "Is this supposed to be some kind of joke".

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    Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

    As long as I've got a face
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    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo View Post
    Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.
    Yeah, I'm not a big Bill Bailey fan either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo View Post
    Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.


    That's not a really bad joke.

    / Reported for spam.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Workcheese View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo View Post
    Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.
    Yeah, I'm not a big Bill Bailey fan either.
    He's not that big.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Workcheese View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo View Post
    Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.
    Yeah, I'm not a big Bill Bailey fan either.
    Sorry, I didn't realise this was the "Really bad jokes (which you've written yourself)" thread

    edit: you ginger cunt.
    Last edited by Proper Bo; 09-12-2006 at 08:19 PM. Reason: added h4r5hness

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    Are bar jokes bad jokes then?

    A workman walks into a pub with a slab of asphalt under his arm.

    "What'll you have?" Asks the barman.

    The workman replies, "I'll have a pint, and one for the road."
    It's hot in Topeka.

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    Two chickens are standing at the side of the road.

    Chicken 1 "I'm going over to the other side".

    Chicken 2 "Please don't, we'll never hear the end of it"

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