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    What's invisible and smells like rabbit?






















    bunny farts

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agrajag View Post
    Bloke sees a sign in a baker's window

    Pies 50p, Wanks £1.

    So he goes into the shop and asks the rather nice young lady "Are you the one who gives wanks for a £1?" to which she replies "Yes, yes I am". The bloke then hands her a £1 saying "Fine, well go and wash your hands and get me two pies"
    actually that is a good and well brought up joke

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    Quote Originally Posted by 100% View Post
    What's invisible and smells like rabbit?









    bunny farts
    What's orange and sounds like a parrot.









    A carrot.

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    What do you call a black man flying a plane?
















    A pilot.

    I think I got that one from here actually
    It's hot in Topeka.

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    why can't stevie wonder read?




























    cos he's black.

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    OMGWTFBBQ L01k3 L457 70 W4NK 0N C4K3 3475 17 :01:
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    What's green and smells like yellow paint?















    Green paint

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    What's pink and fluffy?











    Pink fluff

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    Whats yellow and smells of bananas?







    Monkey sick
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    "What's the name of it?"
    "The Aristocrats."

    things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
    so, he does
    the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
    and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
    the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
    and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
    the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
    -- WW2 for the l33t

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