What's invisible and smells like rabbit?
bunny farts
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot.
I think I got that one from here actually
It's hot in Topeka.
why can't stevie wonder read?
cos he's black.
What's green and smells like yellow paint?
Green paint
Whats yellow and smells of bananas?
Monkey sick
This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.
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"What's the name of it?"
"The Aristocrats."
things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
so, he does
the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
-- WW2 for the l33t
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