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it’s an election with no Democrats, in one of the whitest states in the union, where rich candidates pay $35 for your votes. Or, as Republicans call it, their vision for the future.
Last edited by Busyman; 10-04-2006 at 04:51 PM.
Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!
Flies Like An Arrow, Flies Like An Apple
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things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
so, he does
the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
-- WW2 for the l33t
Last edited by vidcc; 10-04-2006 at 07:55 PM.
it’s an election with no Democrats, in one of the whitest states in the union, where rich candidates pay $35 for your votes. Or, as Republicans call it, their vision for the future.
Damn those clips cut to the heart of what Fox News is.
They are an embarrasment to journalism.
They took it down on the re-run but didn't put up "foley (R-fl)" in it's place
It seems the NSA phone tapping was worth while...... someone got hold of this one before it could be deleted
ROVE: Roger, you gotta' help me out here.
AILES: Anything, Karl, you know that.
ROVE: Okay, I--
AILES: Well, I mean anything in the sense that I can use the network to help you.
ROVE: Look, Rog, I've forgotten all about that night. It was a one time thing. For both of us.
AILES: Yeah...
ROVE: Anyway, this Foley thing could really kill us with the fundies. I mean, they are quickly figuring out that we covered for a queer pervert who molested boys just to extort money to funnel into other congressional races.
AILES: Brilliant plan, Karl, like so much of your work. And just to make clear: I'm not gay.
ROVE: Me neither. Anyway, you know how fucking stupid these fundies are...
AILES: Abso-fucking-lutely! They thought Terri Schiavo was coming back to life!
[LOUD LAUGHTER FROM ROVE AND AILES]
ROVE: Well, here's what I'm thinking...
AILES: Go ahead. I'm all ears. Just don't grab `em and pull my head down to your crotch!
ROVE: [LAUGHING] Did I hurt you last time?
AILES: Shut up. I think I bugged my own phone last week, but I was too drunk to remember if I really did it. Go on...
ROVE: Okay, here's the plan. Keep running photos and video of Foley but instead of putting the tag "R dash FL" for "Republican-Florida" under his picture, put "D dash FL" for "Democrat-Florida."
AILES: I... I don't...
ROVE: The fundies will think Foley is a Democrat!
AILES: Holy fucking shit! That's genius!
ROVE: Of course!
AILES Those dumbfucks will really believe Foley is a Democrat!
ROVE: It's on FOX News!
AILES: So it must be true!
ROVE: Exactly.
AILES: And that will make them turn out more, not less.
ROVE: Nevermind the work they do in get-out-the-vote.
AILES: Damn. You're good.
ROVE: Next time you see me, you can kiss my pinky ring.
AILES: You put a ring on it now?
ROVE: My baby finger, Rog, not my Karl Column.
AILES: I love that you've named your thing.
ROVE: Luntz ran a focus group and came up with it.
AILES: Among the male pages?
ROVE: Wait, did you or did you not bug your phone?
[AILES AND ROVE LAUGH]
AILES: Fuck if I know. I was trashed.
ROVE: So, FOLEY dash D dash FL.
AILES: Got it. Consider it done. And kick your boss in the nuts for me and tell him he's the dumbest fuck on the planet.
ROVE: I do that everyday.
[ROVE AND AILES LAUGH, THEN HANG UP]
it’s an election with no Democrats, in one of the whitest states in the union, where rich candidates pay $35 for your votes. Or, as Republicans call it, their vision for the future.
Wow, this just gets better.
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things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
so, he does
the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
-- WW2 for the l33t
Doh.Well, I went to the corner store earlier tonight.
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things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
so, he does
the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
-- WW2 for the l33t
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