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    If it hadn't been for the violence she has seen on tv, she would not have survived.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 100% View Post
    If it hadn't been for the violence she has seen on tv, she would not have survived.
    Hmmm.

    You're probably right.

    Lord knows it wasn't any inborn survival instinct.

    It's a good thing she doesn't live in the U.K.; she'd be prosecuted for aggravated self-defense...
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    This is the part that rather stuck out for me:

    A background check showed Haffey had served lengthy prison terms for conspiracy to commit aggravated murder and convictions for robbery and burglary.
    I don't understand why anyone would marry someone like that.

    things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
    so, he does
    the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
    and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
    the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
    and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
    the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
    -- WW2 for the l33t

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    Quote Originally Posted by MagicNakor View Post
    This is the part that rather stuck out for me:

    A background check showed Haffey had served lengthy prison terms for conspiracy to commit aggravated murder and convictions for robbery and burglary.
    I don't understand why anyone would marry someone like that.

    How do you know Haffey was married?

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    First time I read it I thought they were talking about her husband.

    Best way to read forums and ...kill people in video games... is with a bit of intoxication.

    Edit: But if he WAS married...

    things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
    so, he does
    the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
    and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
    the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
    and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
    the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
    -- WW2 for the l33t

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