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Thread: Some Personal Prayers

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    GIRL'S PRAYER

    Our Cash
    Which art on plastic
    Hallowed be thy name
    Thy Fossil watch
    Thy Gucci bag
    In Stuttafords
    As it is in Edgars
    Give us each day our Platinum Visa
    And forgive us our overdraft
    As we forgive those who stop our Mastercard
    And lead us not into Foschini
    And deliver us from Woolworths
    For thine is the Levis, the Dior and the Armani For
    Chanel No.5 and
    Eternity
    Amex.



    THE BOY'S PRAYER

    Our beer
    Which art in bottles
    Hallowed be thy sport
    Thy will be drunk
    I will be drunk
    At home as it is in the pub
    Give us each day our daily beverage
    And forgive us our spillage
    As we forgive those who spillest against us
    And lead us not into poofy wine tasting
    And deliver us from Tequila
    For mine is the bitter
    The chicks and the rugger
    Forever and ever
    Amstel!!

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