Fake Shemp
Open Water.Originally Posted by Gripper
"With the energy / From a green pine tree / The Great Sangnok High... Woo-jin! I'll do whatever you want, I swear it. I'll do anything. I beg you! Woo-jin! If you want me to be? to be a dog, then I will. I'll be Woo-jin's dog from now on! I'm your puppy. Arf! Arf! Arf-arf! Look! Look, I'm wagging my tail! I'm a dog. I'll guard the house, I'll be your slave dog, I promise! "
Fake Shemp
Freaky Friday.
"White folks are dead, we're getting the fuck out of here! "
Sexpest
Cheese ring me please. I've emailed you my mobile no. as you don't know it.
This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.
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Four Star Cynic
A Clockwork Orange
"All we need is a voluntary, free-spirited, open-ended program of procreative racial deconstruction. Everybody just gotta keep fuckin' everybody 'til they're all the same color."
It's hot in Topeka.
Fake Shemp
The Fast and the Furious.Cheese ring me please. I've emailed you my mobile no. as you don't know it.
"For the moment, let them enjoy a calm sea, a fresh breeze and each other. The girl is pretty and I am always sentimental. But for Jason, there are other adventures. I have not finished with Jason. Let us continue the game another day. "
effendi
Boxing Helena.Cheese ring me please. I've emailed you my mobile no. as you don't know it.
'Crikey, look at this little bewdy here on the sea bed. Docile creatures despite the big stinger - look, you can even poke their eyes in with your finger ... ow, me heart.'
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Four Star Cynic
Halloween.The Fast and the Furious.Cheese ring me please. I've emailed you my mobile no. as you don't know it.
"For the moment, let them enjoy a calm sea, a fresh breeze and each other. The girl is pretty and I am always sentimental. But for Jason, there are other adventures. I have not finished with Jason. Let us continue the game another day. "
"Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"
It's hot in Topeka.
Fake Shemp
Family Guy.Halloween.
"Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"
"Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"
Fake Shemp
American DadFamily Guy.
"Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"
"Dr. Quentin Q. Quinn: That's not in the budget! How are we paying for all this?
Sparks: Selling pot.
[pause]
Sparks: ...Holders.
[pause]
Sparks: ...Made of hemp. "
Four Star Cynic
Battlestar Galactica
John McClane: You throw quite a party. I didn't realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan.
Joseph Takagi: Hey, we're flexible. Pearl Harbor didn't work out so we got you with tape decks.
It's hot in Topeka.
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