Results 1 to 2 of 2

Thread: No Way!

  1. #1
    A man in a restaurant notices a gorgeous woman sitting
    alone. He tells the waiter to send over the bestbottle
    of champagne to her.
    The woman looks at the bottle and sends a note to the
    man, it says: For me to accept this, you need to have
    a Mercedes in your garage, a million pounds in the
    bank, and 8 inches in your trousers.
    The man replies with a note which reads:-
    I have both a Mercedes and BMW in my garage, over 10
    Million in the bank,,,
    BUT not even for you, lady, would i cut off 2 inches
    off my willy, So please send the bottle back.

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
    hehehe funny one


Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts