Because he's trying to impress you.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Because he's trying to impress you.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
so, he does
the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
-- WW2 for the l33t
Half as much as two woodchucks.
What came first, the bacon or the egg.
I'm thinking bacon.
Why do daleks have all them nipples all over them?
All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.
yes, £1 per two handjobs
Are jokes from last week still funny?
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
To hide all the crap meat they put in them.
What are faggots made of?
All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.
cawk muscles seems right.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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