To My Darling Understanding Husband:
Before you return from your business trip, I want you to know that I
had a little accident while driving your precious pickup truck.
Fortunately, there is not too much damage, and I didn't get hurt, so you
don't have to worry about that.
I was coming home from shopping at the mall, and as I was turning
into our driveway, the cell phone rang. I answered it, and it was Sylvia.
She told me she was still at the mall, and do you remember that cute little
shoe store that I love? Well, she said they were having a storewide
clearance sale! I got so excited when I heard that, that my foot slipped
off the brake and I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator pedal! The
garage door is slightly bent, and the pickup came to a halt when it bumped
my car. Don't worry, your motorcycle and your beer chest did not get
damaged at all!
I am really sorry this happened, but I know that you are so worried
that I could have been hurt in this silly little accident, that you will
forgive me. You are so kind hearted, and you know how much I love and care
for you.
I will be staying at my mothers for a few days, until the garage door
is fixed, so you can reach me there. In fact, why don't you stay at that
hotel and play golf with your buddies, until I get this little mess cleaned
up-----I really don't want you to have to worry about me, or the garage
door-----the nice young man from the insurance company is helping me make it
all better.
I will call you when it is all fixed up. I just can't wait to hold
you in my arms again!
Your loving wife,
XOXOXOXOXO
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