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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post
    I take it you plan celebrating it in Glasgow.
    It's a national holiday in Glasgy. You can have the day off. I said so.

    The whole of the UK can stay at home and mourn with me.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
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    I take it you plan celebrating it in Glasgow.
    It's a national holiday in Glasgy. You can have the day off. I said so.

    The whole of the UK can stay at home and mourn with me.
    What do we mourn, the loss of your callow youth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post
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    It's a national holiday in Glasgy. You can have the day off. I said so.

    The whole of the UK can stay at home and mourn with me.
    What do we mourn, the loss of your callow youth.
    Yes. And the birth of the First Grey Pube.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    Ah, the naming of your autobiography.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post
    Ah, the naming of your autobiography.
    It'd be very short.

    Borned. Grewup, fucked up, work in a call centre.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
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    Ah, the naming of your autobiography.
    It'd be very short.

    Borned. Grewup, fucked up, turned a poet straight, work in a call centre.
    Fixed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post

    It'd be very short.

    Borned. Grewup, fucked up, turned a poet straight, work in a call centre.
    Fixed.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seedler View Post

    And no I don't take roids of any kind
    If the whistle means yes then I strongly advise you to mix Prep-H into your morning coffee. Although the thought of "Taking" roids is a little disturbing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
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    It'd be very short.

    Borned. Grewup, fucked up, turned a poet straight, work in a call centre.
    Fixed.
    +1

    ..however could this be related to the absence of GEP I find on my return? You must know that my comeback was ordered directly from Elvis due to low levels of GEP on the internets

    I mean you seem nice Crabgirl but you may be my nemisis in this sense

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    Quote Originally Posted by samsamsamsam View Post
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    Fixed.
    +1

    ..however could this be related to the absence of GEP I find on my return? You must know that my comeback was ordered directly from Elvis due to low levels of GEP on the internets

    I mean you seem nice Crabgirl but you may be my nemisis in this sense

    HOI! That's nothing to do with me! Though the idea of being a nemisis is quite appealing...
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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