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    Julian, there's a horrid old man in a macintosh over there staring you and dick.

    I know Anne, I know. :grins:
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    Enid would be horrified with horrid horror if she read that.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Enid sucked balls.

    Fact.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    Enid sucked balls.

    Fact.


    How rude.
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    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Well, she was a complete wuss-ass.

    Try and tell me different.

    When are you coming to Plym-land. The new shopping centre opened today. It's got like, proper shops that the rest of the world has and stuff.
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    Oooh, well I duno. Before xmas, maybe. During it preferably.

    I like to use you as a refuge from special (sic) occasions.
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    And very welcome you are. I'll be hiding from teh christmas too.
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    If Chebus had continued with his beard project, we could have both hidden from christams within his ginger lustre.
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    Alas he's shaved. But I'm sure I could grow one.

    Or hide in my hair, which has gone completely nuts and massive
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    So bring my straighteners down, yeah?
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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