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    Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.
    The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.

    So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.

    The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Do you know where God is, son?"

    The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.

    So the preacher repeated the question in an even sternertone, "Where is God?!"

    Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "Where is God?!"

    The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home & dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.

    When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?" The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time.

    "GOD is missing, and they think we did it!"
    A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
    As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?"

    She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit

    1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

    2) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.

    3) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.

    4) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

    5) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

    6) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.

    7) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.


    1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.

    2) Wrinkles don't hurt.

    3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.

    4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.

    5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.

    6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.


    1) Growing up is mandatory; growing old is optional.

    2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.

    3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.

    4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

    5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

    6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

    7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

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    God is everywhere


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