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    Indeed. People also always forget about hamesucken.

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    The sight of me in just my boxer shorts would be enough to scare off most intruders, if that fails I'd throw the cat at him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheese View Post
    The sight of me in just my boxer shorts would be enough to scare off most intruders, if that fails I'd throw the cat at him.
    You'd change out of your jim-jams into your boxers before confronting any intruder?

    That's a very blasé attitude, David.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    yeah.. the worst effects related to gun ownership is the mass of threads it generates using the same 3 or 4 posts in different orders/wordings again and again and again

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    I used to sleep sans clothes but now I wear army combats and Doctor Martin boots, just in case my home gets invaded and I have to apprehend some villain on the stairs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa View Post
    I used to sleep sans clothes but now I wear army combats and Doctor Martin boots, just in case my home gets invaded and I have to apprehend some villain on the stairs
    You have some form of surface to stairs laser guided anti-invader system, Shirley.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa View Post
    I used to sleep sans clothes but now I wear army combats and Doctor Martin boots, just in case my home gets invaded and I have to apprehend some villain on the stairs
    You should probably wear a protective suit to bed in case terrorists launch a super-aids chemical attack in your local area.

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    I hang a sign on my front door saying 'Beware of the American'.

    No intruders yet.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheese View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa View Post
    I used to sleep sans clothes but now I wear army combats and Doctor Martin boots, just in case my home gets invaded and I have to apprehend some villain on the stairs
    You should probably wear a protective suit to bed in case terrorists launch a super-aids chemical attack in your local area.
    He doesn't need all that shit. He's already got the aids.
    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheese View Post
    The sight of me in just my boxer shorts would be enough to scare off most intruders, if that fails I'd throw the cat at him.
    You are an evil man.
    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!

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