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    Patron: Waiter!
    Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem?

    Patron: There's a fly in my soup!
    Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.

    Patron: No, it's still there.
    Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead.

    Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.
    Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using?

    Patron: A SOUP bowl!
    Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem; how was the bowl set up?

    Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the fly in my soup?!
    Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?

    Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!
    Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?

    Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day??
    Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.

    Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?
    Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.

    Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I'm running late now.
    Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check.
    Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.

    Patron: This is potato soup.
    Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet.

    Patron: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything.
    Waiter leaves.

    Patron: Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup!

    The check:
    Soup of the Day ................................... $5.00
    Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day ........ $2.50
    Access to support ..................................$1.00

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    You forgot that the customer would have to say, "What?" every other question and the waiter would have to say "Can you repeat that?" on all the other questions.

    You know, because of the Hindi accent and all.



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    lol don't be a desi racist now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seedler View Post
    lol don't be a desi racist now.
    "Desi" is not the preferred nomenclature. Didn't you know?



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    hehe.. witty//

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    nothing here

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