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    Three men are sitting at a bar and talking about the last birthday present that they got for their wives.

    The first one says, "I bought my wife something that goes from 0 to 100 in 6 seconds!" The other two ask him what he got her. "I got her a Porsche. And she's never been happier in her life."

    The next guy says, "I know what you mean. I bought MY wife something that goes from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds! -and she's on cloud nine!"
    "That could only be a Ferrari," the other two say.

    "And what did you give your wife for her birthday?," they ask the third.
    "Now, I don't want to brag, but I bought my wife something that goes from 0 to 200 in 2 seconds."

    "No way," say the other two, "That's way faster than the Ferrari and the Ferrari's the fastest thing there is!"

    "Nope." the other man says, I got my wife something faster. but the funny thing is that she's really not all that happy about the fact that it goes from zero to 200 in 2 seconds."

    "Wow." one of the men said, "That's hard to believe. What did you bought her?

    I bought her a SCALE (weighing machine)

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    hahahahahahahaha

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    your best joke!

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    ah the evil scale.
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