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View Poll Results: Why didn't Adster shag that interweb burd?

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  • Because she don't dig on blokes with no eyelashes.

    2 20.00%
  • There was a dearth of flour for him to locate the damp patch

    1 10.00%
  • The chaperone, Al, forbade copulation.

    1 10.00%
  • It's actually illegal for ginger people to fornicate in Wagga Wagga.

    2 20.00%
  • Both agreed real sex seemed kinda 'ewww' after months of cybering.

    2 20.00%
  • Ad worried he'd be shit so pretended he had too much respect for her.

    2 20.00%
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Thread: Why Didn't Adster Get His End Away?

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    JP said that, sadly, Ad didn't get a shag when he spent a week with his interweb burd.

    Why ever not?
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

  2. Lounge   -   #2
    I will be endorsing votes for option number 2

    ..I can't even remember exactly what the joke is that that choice relates to but it makes me wanna cry

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    I believe that Al forbade the joining. However only so he could pump her himself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post
    I believe that Al forbade the joining. However only so he could pump her himself.
    Is this mysterious 'Al' one and the same as Chebus' best mate Al?

    If it is, JP, you may be onto something.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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  5. Lounge   -   #5
    hmm.. all we know so far is he may be "great" and he goes well .. according to Ad that is

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    So basically what happened was that Ad went to meet his cyberburd, in Wagga Wagga. However he had to take Chebus' best mate The Great Al as chaperone. Al forbade Ad getting his hole, but did the burd himself and was great.

    That pretty much clears it up. Other than Chebus getting the pics from Al.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post
    So basically what happened was that Ad went to meet his cyberburd, in Wagga Wagga. However he had to take Chebus' best mate The Great Al as chaperone. Al forbade Ad getting his hole, but did the burd himself and was great.
    Don't be so ridiculous.


    That's far too long to be a valid poll option.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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