lil johnny

**baccyman** · 10-04-2006, 02:57 PM

Lil' Johnny is delivering newspapers. He knocks on a door, a lady answers, and he says, "Collect... thatll be five dollars." She says, "I'm a little short on cash, but if you want, I'll give you sex instead."Johnny says, "All right."

He walks in, she undoes his pants, pulls them down, and there's the biggest willie she's ever seen...it's huge for such a small kid. Johnny reaches into his shirt pocket, pulls out a handful of huge washers, and starts sliding them onto his willie.

She says, "You don't have to do that...I can take all of it." Johnny says, "Not for five bucks you can't."

**Seedler** · 10-06-2006, 01:04 AM

don't get it.

**cpt_azad** · 10-06-2006, 01:48 AM

twasnt funny

@Seedler, johnny's being an idiot, the lady is impressed with his pwnsauce size of a dick, and she wants to just do him (forgetting why she's doing it in the first place)

**JordoR** · 10-06-2006, 02:36 AM

Originally Posted by cpt_azad

twasnt funny

@Seedler, johnny's being an idiot, the lady is impressed with his pwnsauce size of a dick, and she wants to just do him (forgetting why she's doing it in the first place)

pwnsauce size of a dick

wtf... a funny joke nonetheless.