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Thread: Case Of The Pregnant Lady

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    A lady about eight months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man
    opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.

    This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed
    more amused. When, on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she
    complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

    The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
    what he had to say for himself.

    The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this... When the lady got on
    the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition." She sat under a sign
    that said, "The Double Mint Twins are coming" and I grinned..

    Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Sloan's Liniment will
    reduce the swelling," and I had to smile.

    Then she placed herself under a sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did
    the Trick," and I could hardly contain myself.

    BUT your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that
    read, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident," I just lost


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    good one...


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