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Thread: Teachers Should Know Better About Kids.

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    A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment:
    Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
    The next day the kids came back and one by one began to
    tell their stories.
    Karl said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg
    laying chooks. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a
    basket on the front seat of the car when we hit a big bump in the road
    and all the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess."
    "What's the moral of the story?" asked the teacher
    "Don't put all your eggs in one basket!"
    "Very good," said the teacher.

    Next little Emilie raised her hand and said, "Our family are farmers too.
    But we raise chooks for the meat market. One day we had a dozen
    eggs, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks, and the moral
    to this story is, 'Don't count your chickens before they're hatched'."
    "That was a fine story Emilie. Mike, do you have a story to

    "Yes. My dad told me this story about my Aunty Sharon.
    Aunty Sharon was a flight engineer on a plane in the Gulf War and
    her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all
    she had was 3 bottles of rum, a machine gun and a machete. She drank all
    the rum on the way down so it wouldn't break and then she landed right
    in the middle of 100 enemy troops. She killed seventy of them with
    the machine gun until she ran out of bullets. Then she killed twenty
    more with the machete until the blade broke. And then she killed the
    last ten with her bare hands."
    "Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "What kind of
    moral did your father tell you from that horrible story?"

    "Stay the fuck away from Aunty Sharon when she's been on the

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    of course they should know better


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