MACHETE!!! Simply awesome! When I watched the bowel scene I just couldn't stop laughing
MACHETE!!! Simply awesome! When I watched the bowel scene I just couldn't stop laughing
Stinson Over!
I honestly can't remember. I saw Cop Out a long time ago, and I can't remember what else since then. I thought it could have been a lot better.
I am really looking forward to Scream 4, though.
coincidence?
Scream (1996) - This is now my second or even first favorite horror film besides halloween, Which they feature in this movie.Nothing was cheesy and thats what i look for in a horror.Also i like how they explain how other horror movies follow a formula then they don't follow it.9/10
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Piranha 3D (2010) - Movie sucks.Throw some porn stars as bikini wearing mtv chicks and kill them with piranhas.6/10
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last movie i did saw is "Irom man 2" and it was awosome frnds![]()
Shogun Assassin (1980) - Ninja sword movie about a guy on a mission to get revenge for the killing of his wife, Along side his son.The son narrates the whole movie and is one of the best elements of it.He has a very raspy and saddened voice for some someone that sounds maybe 7 or so.Theres also tons of blood and the chopping of limbs.Very good stuff.It would be an eight star rating but the film is only a hour and a half.7 1/2
True Romance
I think this one's a bit overrated, like everything with Tarantino attached to it. That doesn't mean it's a bad movie, though. There are a few great dialogues, a nice shooting scen with feathers (that's cool) and Patricia Arquette. Still it's no 7,9, it's more 7,1,1.
I'm back. The downside is that I'm also old now.
I didn't understand why Inglorious Basterds was hyped so much. Only conclusion I found is that the Germans talk extremely fast compared to the French.
"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music"
Monsters (2010).
A NASA probe returning to Earth from Jupiter crashes in Mexico.
Six years later, northern Mexico is an "Infected Zone", the movies' two protagonists must cross this zone to safety in the US.
This is the anti-Bay monster film...very languid pace, very few encounters with the aliens.
In fact, outside of a few set-piece scenes that happen to include creatures, this is more like a "meet-weird" romcom than a traditional sci-fi film.
The main characters- some guy and a girl (apparently the only professional actors in this low budget movie)- are extremely irritating.
Way too much "What's that?" and "Why do they have guns?" stupidity...fer crissake, you're in the "Infected Zone" and you hear a weird howling noise, IT'S THE BLOODY ALIENS, YOU TWIT!
THE ALIENS ARE WHY YOUR GUIDES ARE CARRYING WEAPONS, MORON!
YOU FUCKING DESERVE TO DIE, YOU"RE SO STUPID!
Outside of some obvious CGI, the movie is pretty realistic- the location scout should get bigger billing.
The acting is serviceable.
The screenplay is little more than a suggestion.
I was bored.
I'd recommend you skip it.
"I am the one who knocks."- Heisenberg
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