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Thread: What is the latest movie you watched and what did you think of it?

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    The Exorcism of Emily Rose ...

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    The Chronicles of Narnia: Voyage of the Dawn Treader.

    Yikes!
    Are there even small children who didn't find this movie insanely stupid?
    I'm not referring to the gaping plot holes or thinly veiled Christian subtext either, it's the astoundingly boneheaded and inexplicable decisions made by the characters in every single instance.
    Faced with any given circumstance and offered three options, you can bet the farm that the person in this movie will opt for the path that would leave an average five year old agape with disbelief.

    The entire plot of this film is predicated/dependent on a protagonist making the worst possible choice, consistently and without reflection.
    By my reckoning, it only took about fifteen minutes of running time for the leads to make a fatal error- had the director any gumption at all, he would have shown the real results of such a mistake and ended the film (for anyone interested this would be the swordfight "practice" on the ship's deck shortly after the faceless meatsacks who star in this film arrive in Narnia).

    The look of the movie is serviceable (what can I say, it looked OK on a 20" PC monitor) but not in any way remarkable.

    This is awful, life-scarring, IQ lowering video crap...spare yourself (and please! Let's think of the children!) the agony, I already took this one for the team.
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    ^^^ I saw the first one in cinema. I remember it taking about 1.5 hours for anything even remotely interesting to happen then only to finish with a predictable plot that would satisfy a three year old. So far The Chronicles of Narnia films are too violent for three year olds and too simplistic for people in higher age groups.
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    When I was young read the series several times and found Voyage of the Dawn Treader to be one of the better entries but even it is incredibly uneven .
    A great deal of the blame is that C.S. Lewis , being a fundamental Christian, insisted on steeping all important plot points in allegory ( and therefore deadly solemnity ) while a lot of the incidental stuff ( like the Dufflepuds ) is silly in the extreme.
    Works better in the books than the films but by the end you just wish they had all gone to heaven sooner and saved us all the time .
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    I didn't notice too many of the plot devices, dismayed as I was by the everyday stupidity of the leads.
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    Case 39,darngood suspense horror,first film to give me a shiver for a long thyme

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    Season of the witch 8/10 because I like witches but it was not scary enough I expected more...

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    "Not scary enough" and you "expected more", yet you give it an 8 out 10 rating.

    What would you consider a 5?
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    Paper Man / 2009.

    I really wanted to finish this film, I really did. The first half is just confusing and appears to have no intention of progressing to a plot. It's not until Richard hunts down Abby does it really go anywhere. I dozed in and out towards the end so don't really recall anything after the sex scene in the car.

    I think it's films like these that film reviewers/lecturers will have an orgasm over while the rest of the audience is just wondering what the fuck is going on. For instance, what was the purpose of the couch scene; was it a metaphor, did it have a significant meaning or was it just a filler scene?
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    Airplane! (1980)

    Complete waste of bandwidth and time. Extremely cheesy humor. I kept searching for a gem somewhere in the drag (considering on how many all-time-favorites lists the title has appeared) but the most exciting thing about it was a bare-chested woman...

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