I have just watch transporter and iron man2.its aweson dude........
I have just watch transporter and iron man2.its aweson dude........
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Mommie Dearest (1981) - The movie seems like a lots of random scenes put together.In all, Going on for two hours.I am just glad i do not have a mother like this.I've only seen one Joan Crawford film (Mildred Pierce) so i dont know much about her but the movie makes her look like a bitch.6/10
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Inception - masterpiece. Without any doubt, best movie of the year.
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Cop Out has go to be one of the shittest movies of the year. There was no serious plot just jumping back and forth in no order, there was little to no comedy (don't know why it was advertised as such). Even the racist slurs were pathetic.
Who can fuck up racial comedy?
Besides, the concept has already been done and much more successful - Rush Hour.
Last edited by iLOVENZB; 11-12-2010 at 12:34 PM.
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Originally Posted by iLOVENZB
...By Peter Howell Movie Critic
Open letter to Kevin Smith, disgruntled filmmaker:
I understand you’re furious about the critical drubbing that your recent movie Cop Out received. So much so that you’ve been ranting on Twitter about how you’re going to get back at all those ink-stained hacks who vex you so much.
You want to start charging critics to see your movies, instead of getting “free” advance looks at them. To me, and to many of my fellow critics, your idea sounds like being asked to pay to perform jury duty. We consider it neither honour nor privilege to see your movies. I wish I’d had an excellent excuse to avoid having to see Cop Out, which already tops my list as the worst film of 2010.
And for the record, there is no such thing as a “free” movie for a critic. Anything that involves writing on a notepad in the dark and thinking about what you’re going to say about it afterwards isn’t playtime. It’s work.
Here’s how much I hated Cop Out, your foul, unfunny and ultimately sad excuse for entertainment starring a cheque-cashing Bruce Willis and the desperately hopeless Tracy Morgan. Prior to seeing it, I always thought that a single star rating was enough to indicate a truly bad movie. The Star didn’t have a rating lower than that.
But Cop Out convinced me that it was possible to be worse than one star. It was unfair to so many one-star movies to be considered equal to a ten-megaton bomb like Cop Out.
So I asked The Star’s software gurus to create a half star rating for Cop Out. You may take some pride in knowing that The Toronto Star’s new half-star rating was inspired by your work. If future movies descend to the depths reached by Cop Out, they too, can have the half-star of shame.
Respect my lack of authority.
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Ouch. That has some sting on it.
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Paranormal Activity (2007) - I did not take the covers advice and i watched it alone in the dark... I don't think this movie would be scary even if i had a real demon problem.
I don't have anything against this movie but it does talk a lot of shit, like claiming people were passing out and throwing up in the theaters.If you want to see the best parts just youtube night 18 and 20.The ending did take me by surprise tho
six/ten
Last edited by ziggyjuarez; 11-14-2010 at 09:55 AM.
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I agree with you on PA, ziggy. The great thing, and the greatest failing, of this kind of movie is that all the really spooky stuff plays out in the imagination of the audience. When it comes time for the movie to compete with that, they are doomed to meet with disappointment. We want the thing that has held our attention to meet/exceed our expectations, but special effects cannot do what we hope.
Granted, the ending (I assume you saw the same version I did- there were 2 or 3) was interesting. All in all, I thought they did a better job (no nausea-inducing camera spins) than Blair Witch.
Nice jobs on your recent reviews, z!
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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1, was a little short
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... I don't think this movie would be scary even if i had a real demon problem.
I don't have anything against this movie but it does talk a lot of shit, like claiming people were passing out and throwing up in the theaters.If you want to see the best parts just youtube night 18 and 20.The ending did take me by surprise tho
six/ten
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