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    so i'm walking home alone after another night of unsuccessful pulling of bitches and i decide to phone some people as it makes walking home easier. so first alphabetically is danB, who speaks some form of english i don't understand.
    next is manker the cunt. the first call goes to answering machine, so i figure the whole "you're a welsh gaylord" type of call is a bit dated. i notice some old milfs across the road, so i figure they can leave manker a message "you welsh cunt" and approach them. i redial mankers number and he fucking answers, i repeatedly tell him to hang up, he ignores the requests and says something about the leek tax in his valley. i pass the phone to the biatches who keep saying "he's not gay" to his questions. the moral of the story is i would have been on a promise had he not been such a tattie muching slag mining pot noodle swallowing gavin henson sooking perma tanned cawk boy who likes pics of mens pants.

    dick.

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    Where the fuck is my punctuation Tesco ya cunt?

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    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    See now everybody knows it's not me now. Coz I wouldn't even talk to the wee, posh, English lassie.

    And stop leaving messages on my answering machine, tit.

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    i don't have your number

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jagarga View Post
    i don't have your number
    I've got your's, bucko.

    Figuratively like.

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    That's certainly an attacking formation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jagarga View Post
    so i'm walking home alone after another night of unsuccessful pulling of bitches and i decide to phone some people as it makes walking home easier. so first alphabetically is danB, who speaks some form of english i don't understand.
    next is manker the cunt. the first call goes to answering machine, so i figure the whole "you're a welsh gaylord" type of call is a bit dated. i notice some old milfs across the road, so i figure they can leave manker a message "you welsh cunt" and approach them. i redial mankers number and he fucking answers, i repeatedly tell him to hang up, he ignores the requests and says something about the leek tax in his valley. i pass the phone to the biatches who keep saying "he's not gay" to his questions. the moral of the story is i would have been on a promise had he not been such a tattie muching slag mining pot noodle swallowing gavin henson sooking perma tanned cawk boy who likes pics of mens pants.

    dick.
    I asked them to delete my number from your phone because you keep pestering me for pictures of my cock and balls when you've had a couple of Martinis.

    The milfs seemed shocked when I revealed that you're as gay as christmas.

    My missus seemed shocked that I was trying to convince two girls I'd never met before that some guy I'd never met before was gay. When I say 'shocked' I actually mean 'incredulous'.



    So you've just spent 10 minutes convincing two girls that this interweb bloke is gay. Why would you do that?

    Ermm ... I duno
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Burds just don't understand stuff.

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