I'm laughing my ass off on soooo many levels now, it's pathetic....
While you're splurging, don't forget to stop Wheel Of Fortune to buy a motherfuckin "s" for the 'burg.
I'm laughing my ass off on soooo many levels now, it's pathetic....
While you're splurging, don't forget to stop Wheel Of Fortune to buy a motherfuckin "s" for the 'burg.
I am just a worthless liar. I am just an imbecile.
I will only complicate you. Trust in me and fall as well.
I will find a center in you. I will chew it up and leave.
I will work to elevate you just enough to bring you down.
Jerry Sadowitz (on stage) - What's the most disgusting thing in the world. Licking the sweat off your granny's back whilst taking her roughly from behind.
Man in Audience (stooge) jumping to feet - How dare you say such a thing. My granny never sweats when I take her roughly from behind.
True Story.
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