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    Dark Steno's Avatar lol fang tan
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    The one and only available broadband ISP in my country is being asshole lately. They capped the torrent bandwidth which makes the download is at the same level of using 56k modem speed. If downloading anime, I can use IRC for better speed. But I have problem in downloading other stuffs like movies and games. Enlight me with other solution, please.

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    Gripper's Avatar Dexter's Apprentice.
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    Move to America.

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    Use µTorrent and enable outgoing protocol encryption.


    Alternatively move in with JP. He'd not notice an extra wean and his interweb is rly quick.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    Dark Steno's Avatar lol fang tan
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Use µTorrent and enable outgoing protocol encryption.


    Alternatively move in with JP. He'd not notice an extra wean and his interweb is rly quick.
    How to do so? I am noob.

    And why you have those love love icon?
    Yours Sincerely,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Steno View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Use µTorrent and enable outgoing protocol encryption.


    Alternatively move in with JP. He'd not notice an extra wean and his interweb is rly quick.
    How to do so? I am noob.
    Well, that's good, you'll fit in. Most Scotch people are noobs.

    Wait until JP is in the kitchen, just before bedtime it'll be, making some broth without any bread I shouldn't wonder. When all the other weans are busy practicing eating an orange from within their pockets or saying aloud; 'I do apologise, I seem to have neglected to bring my wallet' - that's when you can get in amongst them.

    Subsequent to that, ingratiate yourself by chuckling heartily each time JP tells yet another Peter Kaye joke and before you know it, you'll be one of the McBannockburn clan with your own laptop complete with high-speed connection
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    :earl:



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    "broth without any bread"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Steno View Post
    And why you have those love love icon?
    I was awarded them due to the sincerity and benevolence I bestow upon my fellow forum-goers.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    I had broth yesterday, for lunch. The choice was that or yellow split pea soup which I felt was too elaborate.

    I accompanied it with both garlic bread and a buttered roll.

    This is a true story, confirming all of manker's jocular pops which both pleases and saddens me in equal measures.

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