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Thread: I'm going to be a smelly tramp for the rest of the day

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    Skweeky's Avatar Manker's web totty
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    I've done enough for the good of the planet today.

    Donated to Oxfam, quit smoking and have not gone out the door so have no used any petrol so am saving the environment as well.

    This is my excuse not to have a shower and lie of the sofa under my duvet for the rest of my day off

    Also... for some reason I was feeling bad about not doing anything with my day off, which is weird, since there's nothing to be done and after all, it's my day off.




    I'd better go and put some washing on

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    Phone for carry out food laters for you and hunboy.

    That'll put the cherry on the icing on the cake for absolute slobery.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post
    Phone for carry out food laters for you and hunboy.

    That'll put the cherry on the icing on the cake for absolute slobery.
    I didn't know you delivered

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    No just lamb or chicken.

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    eh?

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    Peter Kay.



    Phone to Chinese Carry Out - Do you deliver.

    Answer - No just Lamb or Chicken.



    You have to do it in a Northern accent like.

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    I don't eat baby animals

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky View Post
    I don't eat baby animals
    Do you eat baby carrots?

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    Um... nno, they're too expensive


    Besides, that's that plan out of the window.

    I felt guilty for not doing any cleaning, since bf always cleans when he's home. So I did the washing, then decided the bathroom needed a decent clean as well.
    After that I felt so filthy I ended up having a shower and now I'm all dressed and nice smelling

    Wait till he gets home!

    How dare he make me feel guilty on my day off??!!

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    Tell him he's a selfish bastard, not letting you relax on your day off from ripping off the old and the befuddled.

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