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    This came as an email, so it's just a copy/paste:


    To My Darling Understanding Husband:

    Before you return from your business trip, I want you to know that I
    had a little accident while driving your precious pickup truck.
    Fortunately, there is not too much damage, and I didn't get hurt, so you
    don't have to worry about that.

    I was coming home from shopping at the mall, and as I was turning
    into our driveway, the cell phone rang. I answered it, and it was Sylvia.
    She told me she was still at the mall, and do you remember that cute little
    shoe store that I love? Well, she said they were having a storewide
    clearance sale! I got so excited when I heard that, that my foot slipped
    off the brake and I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator pedal! The
    garage door is slightly bent, and the pickup came to a halt when it bumped
    my car. Don't worry, your motorcycle and your beer chest did not get
    damaged at all!

    I am really sorry this happened, but I know that you are so worried
    that I could have been hurt in this silly little accident, that you will
    forgive me. You are so kind hearted, and you know how much I love and care
    for you.

    I will be staying at my mothers for a few days, until the garage door
    is fixed, so you can reach me there. In fact, why don't you stay at that
    hotel and play golf with your buddies, until I get this little mess cleaned
    up-----I really don't want you to have to worry about me, or the garage
    door-----the nice young man from the insurance company is helping me make it
    all better.

    I will call you when it is all fixed up. I just can't wait to hold
    you in my arms again!
    Your loving wife,
    XOXOXOXOXO
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    Rofl.

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    Bugger, for a moment, upon seeing the title of this thread, I had the notion Skizo wasn't going to die a spinster

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