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    JPaul's Avatar Fat Secret Agent
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    Is that where you are going on holiday.

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    Hello Keiko,

    My name is [REMOVED] and im 22 and live in Melbourne . A friend of mine from work forwarded me your webpage and it really got me thinking. Im going to [REMOVED] on business in two weeks and am really interested in catching up with you.

    Im white, less than 35 years old, but sadly do not fit all your criteria. You see, im very ugly. People dont laugh at me when i walk down the street any more, but they do throw things, sometimes money. But i do have one good thing going for me - i have an enormous willy. It really is huge, you will love it! Some of the lucky women i have been with have compared my thrust to child birth. I will send you a photo of it if you reply nicely.

    Now, my only concern with you is whether my giant member will fit in you. If had my fair share of "asian persausion" and generally, well, they are tight. And i am left as disappointed as pikachu, the day he found out about his magic powers not working anymore.

    I've attatched a photo of myself, but not my "old fella", nothing is free sweetie, so if you can look past my obvious imperfections and see my inner beauty, i'd love to stretch your inner beauty!

    Anyway,
    Hit me back,
    Just to chat,
    Truly yours,
    Your biggest fan,
    This is [REMOVED] xxx
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    bumps

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jagarga View Post
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    Yeah, it's still shit.

    Not that I've clicked it but I reckon it's prolly shite.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    like yer maw

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    Thanks for the link.
    I've always dreamed of touring Asia and seeing the 7-11's.
    "I am the one who knocks."- Heisenberg

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    pervert

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    I'm just misunderstood.

    Wonder if they have seaweed Slurpies....
    "I am the one who knocks."- Heisenberg

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