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Thread: Tirade to manker

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    Skweeky's Avatar Manker's web totty
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    Listen, you sheep-shagging, cock-sucking fat cunt.
    You're so vile a blind 90 year old incontinent gay bum wouldn't even consider arse fucking you. In fact, last time you went soliciting they had to use the garden hose to get rid of you because the dogs ran away yelping because you smell so badly.
    You're so ugly you eventually slithered in the sewers to live on other peoples excrements.
    Your only companion is a magazine with Elvis pictures which is now so crusted in sperm you peel bits of it to use it as coffee whitener. You sick fuck.
    When you were 6 months old your mum and dad killed themselves because they could not live with the shame of having produced such a vile being.
    The orphanage you lived in kicked you out when you were six because the other kids continiously were sick every time they saw you.
    So really....



    Who really gives a fuck about what you think????

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    Brilliance! Sheer brilliance!
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    Is this anything to do with the "forum-goer" comment?

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    Skweeky's Avatar Manker's web totty
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    I hope he likes it

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    I think he'll be well chuffed! Well done hon!
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    I think I'm in love
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Skweeky's Avatar Manker's web totty
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    I wrote it especially for you

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    Ode to manker
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    Oh manker manker manker,
    He looks like a petrol tanker,
    At least when you see his reflection in,
    The distorted side of a chrome bin.

    He's not afraid to show his pants,
    In a pub full of sycophants,
    He'll wrap his head in loo paper,
    If he thinks it's a good enough caper.

    Oh manker manker manker,
    Some say he's a bit of a wanker,
    Others lust for his attention,
    Proper Bo and Dave are two I could mention.

    ...

    Needs a 4th verse but I've run out of anecdotes

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    Snee's Avatar Error xɐʇuʎs BT Rep: +1
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    Oh come on, he's not that bad, sometimes, he does good.

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    It's not near as good as my tirade

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