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Thread: Dark Messiah & FEAR Extraction Point are out

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    Skillian's Avatar T H F C f a n BT Rep: +1
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    Anyone played either yet? Both had great demos.

    I think only clone versions are out at the moment, so I'll probably wait for a crack (or buy Dark Messiah).




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    The nfo for Dark Messiah made me laugh:

    hi fags!

    Ok lemme guess, already done playing Barnyard? Who isn't,
    what a pile of shit! Damn and we also lost Gothic 3, life sucks.
    But here is the game you all been waiting for!! (not)

    DARK MESSIAH OF MIGHT & MAGIC by UBISOFT

    Ok, fucking awesome game, it's a so called First-Person Action RPG!
    No, not an 'RPG' like the ones who they use at war, those are cool.
    'RPG' games are for people with NO LIFE AT ALL. Like WOW, that's
    some RPG for lowlife nerds who are spending days (orly, yrly!) on
    making a character grow in its world. So this is basicly the same
    shit, but then offline, yeay!

    This game features 'quests' where nerds can discover new things
    which also excist in real life, such as a vagina, orgasms, and
    other lowlifes inside the game.

    Nerd behind the computer says:
    'OMG WTF!!!)@)! is a VAGINA? ORGASM? LOWLIFES?'

    Little lesson for our friendly nerd behind the computer:
    Ok here it is, you ARE a lowlife, DONT have a vagina, and your
    sort of people's word for an ORASM is 'monsterkill'. Yes, that's
    right, a monsterkill will be the most close-to-real-sexual-orgasm-experience
    the avarage game nerd will ever get.

    So back to the game, you'll develop a character in single player,
    and upgrade skills, like 'fighting' skills! HOWEVER! PLEASE DO NOT
    TRY THESE FIGHTING SKILLS IN REAL LIFE SINCE POOR GAMER NERDS _WILL_
    LOSE EVERY FIGHT THEY GET IN TO!

    Ok when you totally 'pwned' the single player of this game, it's
    time for a more sexual experience, ONLINE MODE. Now you can
    enjoy this game in an oral way using teamspeak while 'monsterkilling'
    one another. Example of what you will hear on teamspeak:

    'OMFG OMFG LOSER!! N00B!!! YOU GOT PWNED!! CHEAT0R OMG !!@#! WOW
    MONSTERKILL WOWOWOW I'M SO LEET! WOW GUYS CHECK THIS OUT, I'M PISSING
    WHITE SHIT HERE'

    Few minuts later... the pro-gamer is crying behind his teamspeak

    'OMG I GOT KILLED FFS FUCK NOOB GRRR DIE!!! FUCK CANT SEE SHIT
    HERE FFS, OMFG ENTIRE SCREEN COVERED IN WHITE SHIT FFS FFS'

    Ok, now you know what an orgasm looks like for normal people.
    Normal people most often get orgasms of fucking someone else of
    the different sex. However, gamer-nerds will never get such experience.
    You know what you are...

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    Don't wanna get your entire monitor covered in shit, or be called
    a lowlife or gamenerd? Simple solution: stop playing games, and sure
    as hell DONT leech this game, it's dangerous. You'll never get laid
    (again) if you leech it.

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    i'm looking into getting dark messiah tonite, but dammit!!! it's 7GB! hrm, hopefully burnable to at least a dl dvd.
    Alamo Drafthouse!

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    Yupp Im currently downloading both right now. Dark messiah is at 4.6%, damn that 7 gigs is gonna take me awhile! And F.E.A.R is at 13.1% should be done in about 5 hours.

    Both look like Great games!
    KOS-MOS:"I have analyzed the situation,and by my current calculations I would say we are screwed."

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    mr. nails's Avatar m@D @n!m3 BT Rep: +1
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    is fear ep stand alone?
    Alamo Drafthouse!

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    SirGray's Avatar .:Lucky:.
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    its an expansion to the orginal, so you need the original game to play.
    KOS-MOS:"I have analyzed the situation,and by my current calculations I would say we are screwed."

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    it's an expansion.

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    dark m. it's full of bug..but is a great game, fear expansion is boring for me.

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    I liked the F.E.A.R. expansion, it was well worth it. They need to make another though...and a movie (a kickass movie).
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    The gameplay of Dark Messiah is great (that is, the combat), but the lame level design and story and backtracking towards the end, especially if you want the "good" ending, plus the bugs, makes me regret it at a 7 gig download. I ended up shuffling it off my drive in favour of reinstalling Oblivion, which I'm having fun with (again).

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