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    Techically, it's not mine - altho' one day I aspire to own such a piece of craftsmanship.

    It was a gift for a loved one
    Manker....i dont know you, but you've got style mate!
    Yeah, I know ... but try telling these cunts that

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    i see your thinking "whilst you're in there admiring the bin, cook me a pie, petal."
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimbo12345 View Post
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    Isn't vinegar for colds, with cabbage leaves, plastered on one's chest? I'm sure my mum told me that.

    Some species of botfly apparently burrow into the testes of rodents. So yeh, I did rude things to a rat.

    Vinegars great! Not sure abot the legitamacy of the botflies burrowing into rodent testis....surely they are too small a target.

    If i was a bot fly, i'd go for an elephant. A sure thing.
    Well wiki says it so it must be true

    I know that elephants share 99% of their DNA with the Hyrax, but I'm not sure an elephant can be classified as a rodent.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimbo12345 View Post
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    Techically, it's not mine - altho' one day I aspire to own such a piece of craftsmanship.

    It was a gift for a loved one
    Manker....i dont know you, but you've got style mate!
    Never a truer word spoken in jest.

    Apart from his penchant for silver shoes of course.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    I know that elephants share 99% of their DNA with the Hyrax, but I'm not sure an elephant can be classified as a rodent.
    You'd certainly know about it if you had an infestation of elephants in your attic

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    Btw, unless this is some kind of biologist rod ... I can't see a fly burrowing into the supertuff testes of a pachyderm
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
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    Manker....i dont know you, but you've got style mate!
    Never a truer word spoken in jest.

    Apart from his penchant for silver shoes of course.
    I have gold ones too - for special occasions.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
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    Manker....i dont know you, but you've got style mate!
    Never a truer word spoken in jest.

    Apart from his penchant for silver shoes of course.

    I was serious...i can just picture the conversation.

    "what do you want for your birthday?"
    "get me something big and sparkly!!"

    I can also imagine the lucky ladies face upon receiving such a fine article of kitchenware.

    Silver shoes...mmmmm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Btw, unless this is some kind of biologist rod ... I can't see a fly burrowing into the supertuff testes of a pachyderm
    This is true....and i also learned a new word for the day - pachyderm. In fact 2...Hyrax as well.

    Ok...i meant due to the sizr difference between a rodents nuts and an elephants.

    But surely a horses cant be too hard to penetrate?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimbo12345 View Post
    But surely a horse cant be too hard to penetrate?
    This might be totally unrelated - but are you originally from Cornwall
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    Oh god. Penetrating horses. Just reminds me of the bit in Jackass 2 with the horse semen. I actually retched.

    Anyhow my lil interweb-darlings. I'm off to work. See ya'll after nine.
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