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  1. 11-03-2006, 12:39 PM #151
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    I do try.

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    I can't stop saying 'why don't you skeep town' out loud in a Spanish accent

    Thank feck it's lunchtime so I'm on my own here.
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  3. 11-03-2006, 12:45 PM Lounge   -   #152
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    I thought you worked in the attic anyway and your peons were beneath you, literally and figuratively.
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  5. 11-03-2006, 12:51 PM Lounge   -   #153
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chip Monk View Post
    I thought you worked in the attic anyway and your peons were beneath you, literally and figuratively.
    I do work upstairs but Friday is the day they clean the building (no point paying a cleaner when there are already women working for me), so all through the day they're back and forth the kitchen next to my office - getting mops, vacuum cleaners and dusters, I presume.

    One of them hearing me speak in a comical accent would destroy the air of mystique I have taken pains to create.
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  7. 11-03-2006, 12:56 PM Lounge   -   #154
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    [quote=Chip Monk;1531060][quote=jimbo12345;1531046
    Yes JPaul is a girl, her sister is also a member of the forum. Unmarried mother and a bit of a tax dodger but nice all the same. Certainly easier to get along with than Jean.[/quote]

    Ahh....crabgirl by any chance?
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  9. 11-03-2006, 12:58 PM Lounge   -   #155
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    CrabGirl? God no.

    Whatever gave you that idea.
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  11. 11-03-2006, 01:13 PM Lounge   -   #156
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimbo12345 View Post

    Ahh....crabgirl by any chance?
    Indeed.

    Ignore manker, he has a very strange sense of "humour".
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  13. 11-03-2006, 02:27 PM Lounge   -   #157
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    How very dare you.
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  15. 11-03-2006, 02:48 PM Lounge   -   #158
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    I lost the plot of this thread when you started talking about crab flavoured yoghurt being et off peoples genitalia.

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.
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  17. 11-03-2006, 09:01 PM Lounge   -   #159
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimbo12345 View Post

    Ahh....crabgirl by any chance?
    I am only related to at least three people on this forum.

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    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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  19. 11-03-2006, 10:00 PM Lounge   -   #160
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    genetically or mentally?
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