fake British univerity certificate?

**jimbo12345** · 11-02-2006, 11:04 AM

Originally Posted by CrabGirl

Are you trying to "subtly" infer that I helped you obtain a fraudulent university certificate?

Perjury for sure.

And, i think you need to know that perjury is the act of lying or making verifiably false statements on a material matter under oath or affirmation under a court of law or in any of various sworn statements in writing.

This is neither a court of law, and, in no way means a statement about you supplying false certification.

This is closer to slander( and thats not an actor on Friends), although slander refers to an oral deffamation of character, and this is clearly a written comment.

**manker** · 11-02-2006, 11:07 AM

So libel, then

**jimbo12345** · 11-02-2006, 11:09 AM

Ah, natural yoghurt does cure thrush, but natural yoghurt contains natural enzymes and bacterium which will (slowly) kill said pubic-lice.

Other than over the counter remedies, petrol will do a good job. But not a good idea to be near a naked flame during this process, as the burning sensation will be slightly worse than a splash of thrush.

**jimbo12345** · 11-02-2006, 11:11 AM

defamation - an abusive attack on a person's character or good name.

She doesnt have a good name. And lacks character some what.

Maybe the lice could sue...they seem to have the worse deal here, and the hgher IQ

**manker** · 11-02-2006, 11:12 AM

Originally Posted by jimbo12345

Ah, natural yoghurt does cure thrush, but natural yoghurt contains natural enzymes and bacterium which will (slowly) kill said pubic-lice.

I think you just got mixed up

**CrabGirl** · 11-02-2006, 11:16 AM

Originally Posted by jimbo12345

Ah, natural yoghurt does cure thrush, but natural yoghurt contains natural enzymes and bacterium which will (slowly) kill said pubic-lice.

Other than over the counter remedies, petrol will do a good job. But not a good idea to be near a naked flame during this process, as the burning sensation will be slightly worse than a splash of thrush.

The only way yoghurt can kill pubic lice is if it drowns them. Which natural enzymes present in yoghurt can kill a louse? And how does a single bacterium contribute to the death of said louse?

**CrabGirl** · 11-02-2006, 11:22 AM

Originally Posted by jimbo12345

defamation - an abusive attack on a person's character or good name.

She doesnt have a good name. And lacks character some what.

Maybe the lice could sue...they seem to have the worse deal here, and the hgher IQ

Do you know, you are spot on sunshine! Everybody here hates me, I'm a bit bland and insipid, and I left school at 15 to become a single mum. I've now got four kids by three different dads and I've got a part time job in a third-rate supermarket. Most of what I own is on hire purchase, and most of my income comes from the state. Stop rubbing your superiority in my face will you. You make me feel bad about myself