fake British univerity certificate?

[jimbo12345]

ok...back to how yoghurt kills crabs.

Yoghurt contains three very useful forms of bacteria...namely Bifidobacteria, Acidophilus and Lactobacillus. A combination of these in yoghurt create lactose acid, which literally breaks down certain proteins.

Now. This is the interesting part. The exxo-sceleton of a pubic louse is made up of complex proteins, creating a soft shell for the little dude to survive within. Over time (as i pointed out earlier) the 3 bacterium and the lactose acid above will dissolve the louse outer shell, thus killing it in a most terrible way.

Also, 2 of the three bacteria above help the body stimulate the production of vitamin b, as its the bodies way of breaking down lactose acid, both internally an externally. Go to your chemist, as i do not remember the name, and you'll find that in several remedies a chemical compound, based on the properties of vitamin b, is present, as in large doses of many vitamins, even to humans, is highly poisonous.

So the yoghurt fucks the louse from two angles.

Yoghurt, because of the vit b compound, is also used as a moisturiser, because it breaks down dead skin cells and, again, promotes the production of Vitamin B. No food, the little fuckers have no way of surviving.

Go on....ask me another.

[manker]

I daresay that you're right - enough yoghurt, applied regularly enough, will eventually break down a louse's outer shell ... but we're talking about pubic lice.

Why would anyone spread yoghurt over their genitals for long enough to kill crabs when they could buy a remedy from the chemist which would complete the task in less than an hour.

They wouldn't. End of.

[jimbo12345]

I also left school without qualifications, lived off the state for a year, and had a kid. No family for help, drug probs.....etc...etc..

My turning point was when a friend said 'are you gonna lie down and let your scenario screwyou for life?'

So i put myself through college, while working at a supermarket and also as a binman.

I also put myself through uni, and i'm putting myself through my mba now, as was the point of this thread. I now work as a business analyst for a great company. My son is now 8yo, goes to a good school. Yes, his mother and me arent the best of friends, but hes happy i believe.

So why you tell me this, is beyond me. Maybe for others to offer you pity that you started an argument, and lost. Badly.And continued it.

Your 29, u have 3 beautiful kids and live in a nice part of the world. To me,you have success in a different way, that other would be very envious of. And, you are only 29...you have all the possibilities ahead of you.

You say you get money off the state, most people do! But they also do grants for single parents to return to education, i.e. if you spent less time posting on here and more time on an online uni course, u can get to where you dreamed.

Rise and conquer Ms Crab.... the fuures yours for the taking.

defamation - an abusive attack on a person's character or good name.

She doesnt have a good name. And lacks character some what.

Maybe the lice could sue...they seem to have the worse deal here, and the hgher IQ

Do you know, you are spot on sunshine! Everybody here hates me, I'm a bit bland and insipid, and I left school at 15 to become a single mum. I've now got four kids by three different dads and I've got a part time job in a third-rate supermarket. Most of what I own is on hire purchase, and most of my income comes from the state. Stop rubbing your superiority in my face will you. You make me feel bad about myself

[MCHeshPants420]

I eat shedloads of yoghurts but I still catch crabs so, in conclusion, poppycock!

[MCHeshPants420]

Where the hell does Crabgirl keep these kids then? I'm pretty sure I haven't seen any around our flat.

[manker]

So i put myself through college, while working at a supermarket and also as a binman.

So, you're an expert in the field ... what do you think of this little beauty

[100%]

Why not simply go for a swim, bath etc - suffocation seems faster than degrading the shell, in that case why not simply swim in vinegar.

Youghurt is used by women to remove vaginal mushroom harvesting.

You guys are killing my love for yoghurt by the way.

edit: nice bin nice, polish regularly?

[manker]

I also left school without qualifications, lived off the state for a year, and had a kid. No family for help, drug probs.....etc...etc..

My turning point was when a friend said 'are you gonna lie down and let your scenario screwyou for life?'

So i put myself through college, while working at a supermarket and also as a binman.

I also put myself through uni, and i'm putting myself through my mba now, as was the point of this thread. I now work as a business analyst for a great company. My son is now 8yo, goes to a good school. Yes, his mother and me arent the best of friends, but hes happy i believe.

So why you tell me this, is beyond me. Maybe for others to offer you pity that you started an argument, and lost. Badly.And continued it.

Your 29, u have 3 beautiful kids and live in a nice part of the world. To me,you have success in a different way, that other would be very envious of. And, you are only 29...you have all the possibilities ahead of you.

You say you get money off the state, most people do! But they also do grants for single parents to return to education, i.e. if you spent less time posting on here and more time on an online uni course, u can get to where you dreamed.

Rise and conquer Ms Crab.... the fuures yours for the taking.

Do you know, you are spot on sunshine! Everybody here hates me, I'm a bit bland and insipid, and I left school at 15 to become a single mum. I've now got four kids by three different dads and I've got a part time job in a third-rate supermarket. Most of what I own is on hire purchase, and most of my income comes from the state. Stop rubbing your superiority in my face will you. You make me feel bad about myself

Sarcasm > jimbo.

[jimbo12345]

I daresay that you're right - enough yoghurt, applied regularly enough, will eventually break down a louse's outer shell ... but we're talking about pubic lice.

Why would anyone spread yoghurt over their genitals for long enough to kill crabs when they could buy a remedy from the chemist which would complete the task in less than an hour.

They wouldn't. End of.

Quite.

Why do people spread a pot of yoghurt over their burny bits instead of going to the doctor and getting a pretty instant cure for thrush? Two reasons:

1 - the embarrassment of going to the doctor and asking for the stuff

2 - some of the chemicals in the medication are pretty harsh to some people skin and dangerous to pregnant people, so a natural, more gentle cure is the only way they can go.

And it would only take a dose or two over an hour or two to get rid of the lice.

Also, considering the Devon area stereotype, i would have thought yoghurt was a pretty easy thing to get hold of.

Saying that, shaving the bush would be a good option also.

End of.

[jimbo12345]

I eat shedloads of yoghurts but I still catch crabs so, in conclusion, poppycock!

You have to apply to infected area. Eating it does sod all for thrush/crabs.

But you will have healthier skin, better breathe, less chance of gum disease and a tasty snack.